Item: a stone containing a facet of the God of Time’s essence, forever cursed to tell the current time to any who hold it.
Tag: submission
Item: small but armored Apparatus of the Crab; can only be used by creatures of size class tiny.
Item: armor that appears normal but gradually fills with vegetables
Item: stained glass portal to the Ronald Room, the court of a grinning harlequin whose table overflows with low-quality processed meat, cheese, potatoes, and partially-gelatinated gum-based beverages. Also there is a ball pit.
Item: Totem of Frog McCoy?, a small frog figurine whose knife collection grants it the ability to unbudge the firmest of prices while the owner is haggling.
Item: Knuckledusters of Chakra Realignment: punches deliver +d6 Bludgeon but also three points of radiant healing that clears the mind of unrest and disquiet.
Item: Fox Transformation Potion. Causes transformation into vulpine humanoid upon multiple consumptions. Alterations are piecemeal, overconsumption may result in permanent polymorphing into a non-intelligent fox, only reversible by a Limited Wish spell or above.
Aberrant polymorphic effects may occur upon combination with alternate potions, comically predictable effects will occur upon combination with Big Boob Cream.
Source: Artist by the handle of Gazongola
Item: Stabacus
Item: Koopa Dumpling, an adorable rice bun in the shape of a turtle. Grants 30+ defense.
Item: Adhesive Hands of theft; can be used to steal any sort of paper object undetected, by making a sleight of hand check, only succeeds on scores above 19, and on crit fail causes the user to be hit by the hand, branding them as theives to all who know of the hand’s properties.
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