Item: Walk-Water, a liquid that, by coating an object or plant, renders it able to walk around and perform basic tasks. Basically Potion of Animate Objects.
Walk water
Tag: spells
Spell: Curse of Monkey Music, causes any music a bard plays to use the Donkey Kong Country soundfont, pitting a -2d4 penalty on any bardic spell they attempt to cast.
Spell: Storm of Masks. When cast on a person that is under a magical disguise, they lose their sense of their true self and become confused as to their actual identity.
Item: Heinz Energy Sword Sauce; each bottle contains enough sauce to grant twenty uses of the spell Arcane Sword
Spell: Ablutive Barrier, casts a wall of cleansing liquids that magically cleans items and bathes creatures that pass through it
(pun on this)
Item: Double-Wands of Worm-Summoning
Item: Wand of Slot F*ckery; wielder targets a magic user and upon a successful touch attack it replaces one of their prepared spells with one of the following:
- Conjure Vermin
- Grease
- Zone of Evasion (as Zone of Truth, but instead of being unable to lie, creatures are unable to answer questions or make direct statements)
- Splash
- Snilloc’s Snowball
- Detect Rhubarb
- Horizikaul’s Cough
- Bigby’s Indiscriminate Backhand (a large illusory hand appears and goes
upside the heads of every creature in a ten-foot radius of the caster)
The Wand’s target creature should roll a Perception check to see if they notice the change.
Item: Wand of Shortstrider (as Longstrider, but instead of increasing the target’s speed by 10, it decreases)
Item: Wand of Stun Spore; any corporeal creatures in a ten-foot radius must roll save against d10 rounds of Paralysis.
If anybody’s really enjoying my blogs and the various “Probably___RPGIdeas” and such, you could probably make a whole blog of nothing but adapting Pokemon moves as D&D spells.
Item: limbless and toothless clown whose torso is a old glass baby food jar of mercury; occasionally casts Hideous Laughter on the nearest creature without any warning or provocation
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