Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Encounter: clockwork convenience store fixtures escaped from the Fantasy CostCo snack bar, each featuring magical portals to uncounted stores of their respective products
Item: Chili Boots; +3 Constitution and against Fire damage, but -6 against Psychic
Encounter: the legendary Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit
Item: jacuzzi suit; wearing it for fifteen minutes relaxes as much as a Short Rest, but -5 on Listen checks
Item: Bort Cupboard; any item stored in it for 21 minutes will be magically transformed into an equivalent volume of knockoff Simpsons merchandise. It can be turned back with any of your various Dispell Magic or Remove Charm or whatnot spells.
Item: decoy cake to ruin. If anyone comes to eat your food, place this cake in their view and they will eat it instead.
Item: Vest of Gorilla Strength
Item: Tiger-Repelling Rock; tigers (and rakshasas) are unable to get within 10 meters of the rock, as if pushed away by an unseen force.
Item: five pounds of spaghetti compressed into one handy, mouth-sized bar
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