
Tag: shoes

Item: Sneakers Cunningly Designed To Look As Though They Have Had Ink Or Possibly Printer Toner Spilled On Them, value: $595.00 and I wish I was kidding

Item: Sneakers of Fire-Walking (from the makers of Sneakers of Air-Walking, apparently)

Item: Pair of Crocs (acts as a pair of size Small Crocodiles, although since the wearer can, y’know, bend his legs, the reach remains the same; grants the wearer the land/swim speeds of a crocodile and the ability to grapple with their feet as described in the link)