Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Encounter: “If it’s a fight you want, then you’ve found it, buster!”
“Please, ignore my son; one cannot be too trustful these days, but he always wants to play the hero. Do come in; I have a business proposition for you.”
Credit: Ana Hell’s “Secret Friends” photography series (source link also has a bunch of nekkid people, so nsfw)
Encounter: Undead Chieftan that would like a member of the party to make a urine cake for him and his troop of howling revenants for reasons unclear. He may or may not have money.
Encounter: totally legit old man that knows a way you can earn 43 free gems; totally above-board, man, nothing weird, just give him your account number and PIN so he can deposit them when your sidequest is done
Encounter: a chicken-headed man in a loud suit and sandals, who is kind of worked up that his friend Ben Franklin has been turned to bronze. I tell ya, though, there’s probably a medallion or a wand or something around that could turn him back, if you wanna earn some dough, y’know?
Accept quest? y / n
Encounter: actual name is unwritable with human language, but has wound up nicknamed the Octophant; while most Aberrations are all about harvesting pain and dealing psychic damage, this fellow would rather have a friendly grappling match. Beat it and it will grant you a Wish! Lose and you are under a Geas to grant its wish, though. It has unusual wishes.
Encounter: six powerful Celestials whose true forms would drive a mortal mad, so they intended to do that thing where they read your mind and alter their appearance to a form more comfortable to you, but due to psychic interference they accidentally based their conclusions on the BBC’s 2004 “Best British Sitcom” poll and now you’re confronted by the hovering white-eyed faces of the primary cast of “Only Fools & Horses”
Encounter: Starbone; in exchange for a week’s worth of WASP MEAT, he will implant into one creature’s mind a fractal that, upon a successful Knowledge check, grants them immunity against one type of damage.
Encounter: warrior-priest keepers of the ancient words of power; adventurers serving them are granted use of three of the words
The keepers are fickle and unpredictable, however, and whatever promises they make may be changed. Any adventurer who crosses them or refuses to take on an additional quest may be subject to a fourth word of power, Eqi-Eqi-Eqi-Eqi-Pikang-Zuum-Bong-Umbl-Umbl, a dread spell that curses the adventurers to fail at whatever their life’s goal is and their life’s work to remain forever disappointed.
Encounter: monster of unknown species that helps connect adventurers with quest-givers
Encounter: Orson Welles. The desire for mallow-based confection prevails upon him, but in a realm where Peeps are unknown. You will, of course, assist him. He becomes increasingly angry at the incompetence of gods that would allow such a realm to exist.
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