Item: Intellifuck pill, granting +3 Wisdom and +4 Horniness. But hang on, you say, that pill is way too big for a standard humanoid character to swallow! Well, good news
Tag: potions
Item: a potion brewed from wild fruits and dew harvested from the mountains by drow, granting +3 on any Skill Checks (Gaming)
Item: Idea Juice (Strawberry); grants +2d4 Wisdom for 24 hours.
Item: Bottle of “Poison” 😉
Item: cup of anti-water; pour or spill it on something wet and it dries out. +10 against Water Elementals. Mind your characters don’t drink it
Item: numbing cream
Item: New Coke/Coke II: +2 to whatever stat you have had without it changing the longest
Item: bottled emotions
Item: Claritin Syrup CyberHomunculus MiniCon. Once per day can dispense six doses of Potion of Heal Allergies, which cures any nonstandard vulnerabilities the character might have for 24 hours. Can disguise itself as the letter C for some reason
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