off-brand-sodas:

Sometime around the late 1920s an unknown company released a drink that promised consumers “unlimited energy for your day”. Spitfire (named without relation to the plane of the same name) was an early take on energy drinks which was wildly popular for about two days. It truly lived up to its promise and left drinkers feeling awake and energetic for hours and sometimes days. This was due to it being packed with amphetamines. Consumers grew unhealthy addictions to the drink and often faced negative health side affects including but not limited to feelings of paranoia, shortness of breath, nausea, light headed feelings, auditory and visual hallucinations, dry mouth, heart failure, loss of appetite, weakened immune system, kidney failure, and death.

The company quickly disappeared and the drink was removed from sale.

Flavour: Cinnamon

Carbonation: Carbonated

Sugar: Unknown

Size: Unknown

Caffeine: Most likely none with amphetamines instead

Conclusion: On going search for distributors by federal agencies

Item: bottle of Spitfire soda

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

found a weird bottle with a skull and crossbones on it. can’t wait to drink this very cool Pirate Juice. 

the label’s worn down but I’m pretty sure the P stands for “pirate”

Item: Very Cool Pirate Juice; anyone who drinks it could get a cool peg-leg, hook-hand, or eyepatch! Roll d10:

1-6: temporarily causes a speech impediment in which the character over-emphasizes their rhotics for 2d4 hours

7: Neurological damage and gangrene causes a hand to wither and fall off

8: Neurological damage and gangrene causes a foot to wither and fall off

9: Scurvy

10: Permanently blind in one eye

Item: twenty-use tub of Frog-Tech™ 100% Natural Genetic Frog Fibres Osmotic Acceleration Technology. For every scoop consumed, creatures get once use of a frog power for 2d6 hours:

  1. Greater Jump
  2. extending sticky tongue that can grab things
  3. great bulgy eyes with improved peripheral vision
  4. amphibious (able to breath comfortably on land or underwater) but as a result becomes extremely uncomfortable when not allowed to stay moist
  5. become brightly colored and exude a viscous poison/hallucinogen
  6. become brightly colored to suggest to enemies that they exude a viscous poison/hallucinogen, but don’t actually do it
  7. yell loudly once per round whenever aroused
  8. enlarged mating claspers

lyrikin:

savannahfaerie:

Non-Alcoholic cool potion recipe:

1 bottle of ur fav Gatorade or Juice of your choice

A splash of ur fav energy drink (optional)

Luster dust (cake decorating kind) to preferred shimmer

A cool bottle

Combine to become a wizard instantly

These are great for cons for hyrdrating while on “brand”

*chugs this shit down while running* STAMINA POTION LETS GO

Item: Stamina Potion that affects both player and character