Item: Walk-Water, a liquid that, by coating an object or plant, renders it able to walk around and perform basic tasks. Basically Potion of Animate Objects.
Item: Make Opposing Lawyer Stupid Oil; if you can successfully deliver it to a legal opponent without their noticing, for the next 24 hours all Wisdom and Intelligence checks they make in the courtroom are cut by half.
Sometime around the late 1920s an unknown company released a drink that promised consumers “unlimited energy for your day”. Spitfire (named without relation to the plane of the same name) was an early take on energy drinks which was wildly popular for about two days. It truly lived up to its promise and left drinkers feeling awake and energetic for hours and sometimes days. This was due to it being packed with amphetamines. Consumers grew unhealthy addictions to the drink and often faced negative health side affects including but not limited to feelings of paranoia, shortness of breath, nausea, light headed feelings, auditory and visual hallucinations, dry mouth, heart failure, loss of appetite, weakened immune system, kidney failure, and death.
The company quickly disappeared and the drink was removed from sale.
Flavour: Cinnamon
Carbonation: Carbonated
Sugar: Unknown
Size: Unknown
Caffeine: Most likely none with amphetamines instead
Conclusion: On going search for distributors by federal agencies
Item: twenty-use tub of Frog-Tech™ 100% Natural Genetic Frog Fibres Osmotic Acceleration Technology. For every scoop consumed, creatures get once use of a frog power for 2d6 hours:
Greater Jump
extending sticky tongue that can grab things
great bulgy eyes with improved peripheral vision
amphibious (able to breath comfortably on land or underwater) but as a result becomes extremely uncomfortable when not allowed to stay moist
become brightly colored and exude a viscous poison/hallucinogen
become brightly colored to suggest to enemies that they exude a viscous poison/hallucinogen, but don’t actually do it
Itme: Gamer Foot Spray, a potion that may be applied to the feet to grant +10 on Skill Check (Gaming) for half an hour. Has no effect if applied or consumed in any other way.