Item: three servings of fresh delicious Dolphin Brain Juice, granting limited speech to any creature that consumes it for 24 hours. Creatures that can already speak merely become mildly giddy and playful for the same duration.
Item: clutch-purse of fashion-couture pills that, when swallowed, grant any creature flawless fashion sense and a compulsion to follow it for 2d4 hours.
A Potion of Giant Strength, but when drunk and it’s normal effects take place, your arms grow to the same size as the type of giant the potion had the effect of, rendering them impossible to use.
Ex. Potion of Frost Giant Strength would both change your Strength score to 23, and grow your arms to the size of a Frost Giant.
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The Elixers
Item: some elixers from a dubious potion-vendor
Pussy Type: when consumed, grants the form of a cat for d100 rounds
Butt Nacked: when splashed on a creature or items, causes clothing and armor to become invisible until thoroughly washed
Botty Call: when the liquid is exposed to the air, every communication device, electronic or otherwise, within fifty feet erupts an an ear-splitting fart noise.
Barack Obama: summons an illusory Barack Obama whose pep talks and winning smile grant the whole party Inspiration and negate negative status effects for 3d12 rounds
Item: Big Boob Cream: A variety of Herbs, Spices, and various monster bits synthesized into a breast enlargement formula. When applied to the chest, roll 1d6 to see how many cup sizes you go up by, giving an increase to charisma up to an F cup. Each fresh bottle contains 10 uses, and can be used multiple times in one action. (Roll multiple d6s in this case.) If your cup size goes over L from using this, your movement speed is reduced by 10 feet.
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