Item: stained glass portal to the Ronald Room, the court of a grinning harlequin whose table overflows with low-quality processed meat, cheese, potatoes, and partially-gelatinated gum-based beverages. Also there is a ball pit.
that one ‘’i heart pizza’’ shirt that makes you pull pizzas out of your ass when you dance
Item: That One “I Heart Pizza” Shirt That Makes You Pull Pizzas Out of Your Ass When You Dance. The name is something of a misnomer; when wearing the shirt, doing a little dance opens a fourth-dimensional portal to the Elemental Plane of Pizza behind your back, allowing you to pull d6 slices per round into your plane; fortunately, your ass does not come into play.
when it all turned black with only a little fire on the side it looked like a hole burning into reality
@randomitemdrop suggestion: 42,000 matches – burns for 1 minute. Deals fire/bludgeoning damage when lit and launched at a creature within range. It is immovable from the point where it lands and opens a black hole to the ethereal plane as the flame dies, sucking in everything in range. Creatures within range at the end of 1 minute must succeed a saving throw or be sucked in.
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