Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Item: Cherries of Rhythmic Bludgeoning: as a Vicious Club, but with an added magical effect. When two of them are duel-wielded, administering a savage beating as if playing a marimba produces such a musical variety of noises from the victim, anyone proficient with them can cast Bardic cantrips.
Item: magic one-string banjo; when played, the face beatboxes an accompaniment. The instrument is not versatile enough to be used for many different Bard spells, but it can be used by anyone to cast a limited form of Animate Objects, causing them to stomp and shuffle awkwardly along in time with the music rather than actually doing your bidding. The spell lasts as long as you can keep the song up.
Item: Ward Uke, a translucent green ukulele that allows the player to cast Guards & Wards. Players are cautioned against using them in any realms in which they may run up on any of the Iconic Characters of Greyhawk, because War Duke hates these
Item: Rhythm Drones, Construct assistants for Bards that can each store three song-spells, providing +2 on the proficiency bonus. If multiple drones know the same song-spell, their bonuses stack, up to seven of them. Alternatively, their song-spells can be any of the Bard cantrip-spells, which they are able to play on their own without a Bard taking the lead. The songs may be changed out each morning by a trained Bard, just as a magic-user would learn their spells for the day.
Item: Vibratorium, granting bards 2x on Healing spells
Item: Grand Piano of Travel, mount for bards only
Item: cello whose body is the head of an animatronic grandma, scolding the party for everything wrong with their generation as the spell Vicious Mockery. (Clockwork fiend not included.)
Item: clarinet that summons an ethereal hairdresser when played
Item: rainbow piano
Item: innocent-looking toy whistle that allows the user to hack audio-based electronic systems such as phone systems, allowing access to forbidden terminals like, say, the phones in the White House.
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