Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Encounter: Midnight Screecher. While it has few hit points and little dexterity, it should absolutely be avoided, as its bite will slowly and painfully turn its victim into another like itself over the course of the next 24 hours unless Cure Venom is cast.
Encounter: snow beast
Encounter: swarm of young Gibbering Mouthers being carried around by an android, distributing them from a hatchery in an effort to rebuild an endangered population
Item: Shirt of the Tarrasque, granting the wearer the Tarrasque’s Extraordinary Ability Carapace: The tarrasque’s armorlike carapace is exceptionally tough and highly reflective, deflecting all rays, lines, cones, and even magic missile
spells. There is a 30% chance of reflecting any such effect back at the
caster; otherwise, it is merely negated. Check for reflection before
rolling to overcome the creature’s spell resistance.
Encounter: Beholder that could probably have made a better roll for its Disguise check
BICYCLE MONSTER!
LIKE A BIKE BUT BETTER!
LIKE A DOG BUT WORSE.
HIS NOSE SHOULD MAYBE BE WETTER.
IF YOU PET HIM, WHOOPS, YOU’RE CURSED!
I constructed him from wool, wire, a red velvet dress that fit me badly, and a bicycle I got out of the trash.
Item: Bicycle Monster
Encounter: Trogglus normalus; vicious but dumb monster attracted by math errors, often employed by counting houses to discourage errors.
Encounter: flouncy insectoid-person of some sort that either has no explanation for itself or refuses to give it, preferring to flit hither and yon in the cold night air; it requests to join your party and assist as it is able. Upon consulting the proper lore, the party discovers that actually it is one of the early larval forms of a Remorhaz. If allowed to gain a sufficient number of XP, it will begin to manifest extra limbs, ravenous hunger, and/or jagged chitonous spines that radiate heat.
Encounter: 2d8 Flumphs
I had always looked at these and assumed they were low-level monsters, but now I’m noticing “Intelligence: Average”, which I believe by 1981 manuals was the same as humans and dwarves and such. I don’t know what languages they’re up on, but they could probably hold conversations, or even hold down jobs. (If so, why do they have Treasure Type: Nil? Do they blow it all on drow rogues playing blackjack on the streets of the Underdark? Do they send it to televangelists for some sketchy deity? #worldbuilding)
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