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Encounter: the Amazing Cider-Man, an apple with six roach legs, two human arms, spider eyes and mouth, and the ability to spray non-alcoholic cider everywhere.

Wacky Packages might be stretching on this one, but hey, it makes more sense than the Mauler, the Thought-Eater, or whatever that carnivorous-stump-with-a-bunny-lure thing was called.

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Item: clutch of Trapper/Lurking-Ray larvae. When grown, they will more fully make use of their cuttlefish-style chromatophores to perfectly blend in with dungeon floors to hunt and devour whole adventurers, but for now they mainly can hit a few primary colors and you’d have to try pretty hard to even lose a finger.

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Encounter: Slimey Boy, a Gelatinous Cube that is trying to bluff your party into thinking it’s a human adventurer, despite the fact that it has a Charisma score of zero and no ability to roll a bluff. However, you might consider humoring it. Just to be nice.

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crazy-monster-design:

Combined Combatant

from Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, 2011. Designed by Tamotsu Shinohara. It’s the fusion between all the types of Super Sentai’s foot soldiers pre-Gokaiger.
Head: Machineman (Sun Vulcan, 1981)
Shoulders: Zolder (Gorenger, 1975), Zolor (Flashman, 1986), Cotpotro (Dairanger, 1993), Kunekune (Megaranger, 1997)
Torso: Dustler (Denziman, 1980), Zenitt (Timeranger, 2000), Anaroid (Dekaranger, 2004), Ugatz (Go-Onger, 2008), Nanashi (Shinkenger, 2009)
Left arm: Wular (Turboranger, 1989), Yartot (Gingaman, 1998), Magerappa (Hurricaneger, 2002), Zobil (Magiranger, 2005), Rinshi (Gekiranger, 2007); on the arm’s back Batzler (Fiveman, 1990)
Right arm: Hidrer (Changeman, 1985), Dorodoro (Kakuranger, 1994), Imp (GoGoFive, 1999), Barmia (Abaranger, 2003), Khart (Boukenger, 2006); on the arm’s back Cutman (Battle Fever J, 1979)
Left leg: Mechaclone (Bioman, 1984), Golem (Zyuranger, 1992), Barmei (Ohranger, 1995), Orgette (Gaoranger, 2001); on the leg’s back Crimer (JAKQ, 1977)
Right leg: Tail Soldier (Dynaman, 1983), Jimmer (Liveman, 1988), Wumper (Carranger, 1996), Bibi (Goseiger, 2010); on the leg’s back Spotman (Goggle V, 1982)
Back: Ungler (Maskman, 1987), Grinam (Jetman, 1991)

(CHECK THE OTHER CRAZY MONSTERS: crazy-monster-design.tumblr.com/)

Encounter: composite creature of several dozen low-hit-point encounters; each one can be treated as a low-level fighter. (Pro tip: go for the ones that form the shins first)