Encounter: time-traveling technology salesman from the late 80s. That look on his face is because he just found out that a time-traveling technology salesman from the 2010s is also around, offering monthly payments for a small black rectangle that can take the place of literally everything in this picture.

Encounter: clockwork convenience store fixtures escaped from the Fantasy CostCo snack bar, each featuring magical portals to uncounted stores of their respective products

  • belligerent hot dog warrior Roller
  • proud frozen carbonated potion-vendor Dispensor
  • sensitive Nachotron