got the worlds coolest knife at a flea market today
op what quest did you complete?
going with my dad n uncle on their hunts for funko pops
Item: Plump Dagger of Scräggbert, a small but unusually thick and wide dagger that delivers fearful Piercing wounds, and can be used to summon a burst of pink lightning that grants +d6 on Intimidation checks. Such daggers could only be obtained when given out by the royal court as a reward for knights of the blood successfully escorting noblemen on their quest for strange mouthless figurines and idols for their ever-growing collection, dispensed in memory of the elderly Dwarf berserker that used to be the king’s bodyguard on his quests, and possessing a Plump Dagger when not a member of the Order of Scräggbert is a capital crime.
Item: names abound, but my favorite is the “Slap Hammer”: when used as a club it deals the usual 1d8 Bludgeon for the hammer itself, but also leaves the target with a half-inch industrial staple stuck in it, dealing 1 Piercing each round a staple is left in the skin.
Item: Coat of Arms; while not all the arms are able to perfectly act as real ones, the wearer does receive Improved Feint on any hand actions since enemies can’t tell which ones are the real ones, as well as a devastating Dope Smack Tornado attack
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