2000 people died for this bucket – WTF fun facts
Item: Bucket of Modena and/or Bologna. Appears to be a normal (though very old) bucket, but when properly activated will pour forth the blood of the two thousand people that died for it.
Tag: magical items
Amethyst, Enamel, and Diamond Ring c1920
http://fd-gallery.com/art-deco-amethyst-enamel-diamond-ring-circa-1920/
Item: Ring Of Infinite Grapes; once per round this grape-sized polished amethyst ring can be tapped to produce 1d6 grapes. HOWEVER due to the anti-drunkenness properties of amethyst, wine made from these grapes will be non-alcoholic.
Item: Jar of Mistakes; if a player dislikes a roll they made, they may roll a 1d20 Dexterity check to capture their mistake and reroll. HOWEVER: if they roll a critical fail, this is taken to mean they fumbled and dropped the Jar, breaking it and releasing all the mistakes it has been filled with over the years; for 1d6 hours all character rolls within the room (or within fifty paces, if outdoors) are automatic crit fails.
Item: set of three commemorative Spuds MacKenzie belt buckles, each granting the wearer +2 Fun and a Feat called “Party Hearty” (same as the spell Dispel Law, except instead of “flickering, yellow, chaotic energy“, it’s 80s party rock, and the melee touch attacks that would normally send a Lawful creature to its home plane only make it fall into any nearby pools, cakes, mud, or feces.)
Item: Cardigan of Idiot Cats, as the Robe of Useful Things except instead it’s a cardigan and the Useful Things are all idiot cats.
Item: Curse Strawberry; crafter selects a target creature that takes -3 on all Luck checks until the berry is destroyed.
Bad Item Idea
Personal Space
-A small cloth pouch that, when opened, becomes a portal into the vacuum of space.I love it
Item: Personal Space Pouch
(I knew I wasn’t the only person with a blog like this)
Similar ideas:
Dirt Bag: burlap sack containing a portal to the Elemental Plane of Earth
Ash Can: old soup can containing a portal to the Quasielemental Plane of Ash
Ice Bucket: bucket containing a portal to the Paraelemental Plane of Ice
and i’m sure there’s lots more possibilities that aren’t based on puns.
Smolder holder
Item: Handsome Visage, a ceramic head granting its possessor the Charm Person feat except those affected by its magics are sometimes distracted by wanting to smooch it.
Any gamers ever seen a kid this age interested in D&D?
I’ve had several people over the years encourage me to take up D&D as a DM, and if I ever did this is where the villain would live, possibly in a magically enlarged original whose corroded plastic is polluting the natural magic of the area, and the henchmen would be magically-giant and mobile action figures from the same line.
Item: Fortress of Fangs Playset, can be Linked to any stronghold whose possessor is of an Evil alignment; the actions and movements of anyone in the actual fortress will be played out by magically enlivened action figures in the playset.
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