Item: Shirt of Several Doves, allowing the wearer to either cast Summon Animal to generate a single dove ten times or once cast Summon Animal Swarm to create a flock
Tag: magical items
Robe of Infinite Twine – Pathfinder_OGC
New favorite gaming item: Robe of Infinite Twine. It’s like, yeah, you could have an enchanted robe of alchemical armor or flaming dragon hide or something, but how about one that can give you rope?
Item: Robe of Infinite Twine (not, for some reason, “Robe of Rope”)
Item: ancient ceramic sculpture of a skateboarding dog; when released will roll unceasingly towards the nearest source of Uncoolness. If it manages to reach an adjacent square to the energy source, it will emit an eerie bark that sounds oddly like a voice that has been down-shifted saying “MOST HEINOUS” or “BUMMER TO THE MAX”
Item: Suit of Candy, functions as a Robe of Useful Items except it’s a suit and all the items are candy. GM decides if it’s proper candy, magical sweets, or disgusting messes found elsewhere on this blog.
Item: dream journal
The only true way to cast a spell on a millennial is by using an avocauldron.
Item: Avocauldron, +3 on spells cast on millenials
Item: magnetic teeth (human, five normal, one gold); thaumomagnetically attracted to other human teeth, with about the attraction strength of a similar-sized neodynium magnet. (source)
Super badass monster desk, only $400 at a local shop…I mean, that’s $390 more than I have for buying unnecessary furniture right now, but it’s a lot cheaper than I would have thought.
Item: demonic writing-desk. Documents written on the desk have a magical bonus to their believability and contracts are unbreakable, but the whole time you’re writing on it the face tries to make eye contact and offers terrible suggestions, from incorrectly correcting grammar to adding easily exploitable loopholes to contracts; if ignored completely it starts singing.
A small rock that cries/shrieks/etc when not held or in a backpack.
Item: Whining Pebble (the Moaning Diamond’s obnoxious nephew)
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