Item: shirt that turns blue when the wearer thinks about Dwarves
Tag: magical items
Item: Shirt of Oddness; while a character is wearing this shirt the player rounds all stats up to the next odd number (source)
Item: lung keychain, allows character to breathe in any environment
A demonic Christmas present. It’s also a bottle.
Item: Undead Pigeon Bottle; exactly like the Efreeti Bottle but containing a flock of undead pigeons instead. Note that while the flock will still attempt to grant three wishes, they are unlikely to be particularly good at doing so, so the wise character will limit their wishes to things that can be accomplished by a swarm of zombie pigeons.
Item: prayer candle to the spirit of Macho Man Randy Savage (source)
Item: Tiger-Repelling Rock; tigers (and rakshasas) are unable to get within 10 meters of the rock, as if pushed away by an unseen force.
2001: A Space Odyssey blacklight poster (Karl Kofoed, 1974)
Item: Psychedelic Obelisk; when it is placed under a black light, all creatures touched by the glow it gives off are temporarily given a level in Intelligence as long as they remain in its light.
Item: Bucket of Butts (value: $24)
Once per hour, player may reach in and pull out one butt of a random race.
- Human
- Elf
- Dwarf
- Orc
- Tiefling
- Giant Goat
- Bronze Dragon
- Storm Giant
- Mud Mephit
- Bonnacon
Tip for DMs: make careful decisions about whether or not you want the Bucket of Butts to fall into the hands of a character that has read Tome of Crafting (Flesh Golems)
Item: Sak of Cheese (white paper bag from which once per day can be drawn a package of factory-fresh processed cheese sliced) Value: $799.00
Item: Plastic Broccoli Homunculus, created by a Chaotic god that wanted more excitement in the world; the living figurine joins groups of travellers, granting the owner the ability to swap out any dice roll for a coin flip: heads means Critical Hit, tails Critical Miss.
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