Item: shard of Grassium Z, a magical crystal of pure Druidic energy that allows Druids to cast spells as if two levels higher, so long as the crystal is in touch with their body
Tag: magical items
Item: Wand of Skinbark; holds 10 charges of Skinbark, a magic spell that works like Barksin but reversed, granting trees and other wooden objects an outer coating of human skin.
Item: Wallet of Infinite Toppings (Basic) once per hour this wallet can be opened to produce a slice of American cheese, two slices of tomato, and a few leaves of iceberg lettuce. In seedy taverns it is whispered amongst the old men of a Wallet of Infinite Toppings (Deluxe) that includes nicer cheese options, bacon, onions, and your choice of sauce…or so the legend goes
I dreamt that someone had developed an instrument that could supposedly reveal the moral character of those who held it. It was long and thin, slightly bulbous at one end, and had many fine strings. The “suspect” would grasp the bulbous end while the player ghosted over it with a special bow, playing it like a strange fiddle. The noise it produced would either be clear, if the “suspect” was good, of sour if not.
This instrument became very famous very quickly, and the man who invented it went touring around the country to show it off. Police, intelligence agencies, coorporations, and churches were all competing to be the first to buy it and start making more.
I broke into the hotel the maker was staying in and destroyed the instrument.
Item: Bulbous Fiddle of Alignment-Detection
Do women know about truck stop men’s room cologne dispensers?
Item: Wall-mounted truckstop coin-op cologne dispenser, granting a character 2d4 hours of a scented aura that can be detected with a 3d6 Knowledge check:
- Polo: character knows how to ride a horse expertly
- Polo Sport: +4 on Skill Check (Sport)
- Drakkar: the spirit of Drakkar, a long-dead Barbarian chieftan, advises on battle tactics, +1 on all melee weapons, and the use of Barbarian’s Rage.
- Eternity: as if affected by the Foresight spell: can’t be surprised and has advantage on Attack rolls, Ability Checks, and saving throws. Additionally, other creatures have disadvantage on Attack rolls against the target for the Duration.
- Obsession: before using the machine the character chooses a creature type, gaining Favored Enemy against them for the duration
Item: largest dripping candle known; when lit, causes all inanimate objects (including items, armor, weapons, &c.) in a twenty-foot radius to begin slowly melting.
Item: Bort Cupboard; any item stored in it for 21 minutes will be magically transformed into an equivalent volume of knockoff Simpsons merchandise. It can be turned back with any of your various Dispell Magic or Remove Charm or whatnot spells.
Item: Chore Dice; the die is attuned to a particular character and rolled, compelling them to do the indicated chore.
Item: three of these nine pills
Item: Wand of Roast Meat; looks like an oversized meat thermometer, but grants the wielder the ability to magically roast any meat with scientific exactness. It does NOT allow them to shoot or summon fire; the meat simply becomes spontaneously roasted to perfection. Works on the flesh of any deceased creature except those invulnerable to fire (the wand has no effect) or extremely vulnerable to fire (the meat is burned to ash).
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