Item: Totem of Frog McCoy?, a small frog figurine whose knife collection grants it the ability to unbudge the firmest of prices while the owner is haggling.
If you’re wondering why I smell so good, it’s because I use Gmail soap.
Item: Gmail Soap; when rubbed on an enclosed message (or other books-and-media) before opening, removes lesser curses and tracers and alerts you to the presence of anything too powerful for it, allowing preventive measures to be taken. However, it also absorbs the contents of whatever it is used on and adds it to Google’s profile of the owner to improve their advertising experience and for no secret nefarious reasons obviously
Item: an Ivory momento mory. Allows the user to summon a spectre of a fallen party member or pet once a day for 6 hours. Can be worn as a necklace, but can be attached as a pommel to some weapons. If this happens, the effect is changed, then you can summon a ghost of any creature killed within the last 24 hours. Still only usable once a day, ghost lasts for 6 hours and responds to your commands.
Item: McDonald’s Filet-o-MissingNo. Sandwich. After eating it, look in your inventory and find the non-magical object you own the most of; you now have 128 of them.
Item: Staff of Burning Justice; when held by a party member, if any of the group is filled with an intense emotion and determination toward an immediate goal (most frequently anger at a frustrating enemy or obstacle), they will be enveloped in a mystical flaming aura that adds +2d6 to Strength, Constitution, and Dexterity, until the goal has been achieved or the mood has changed. It has to be a newfound determination toward an immediate goal–deciding you should kill the Big Bad once you track them down in a week wouldn’t work, but already fighting them and they mocked your dead family would.
It looks like a standard wooden walking-stick, so as depicted in the comic here it sometimes gets carried around by people that don’t know what it is, leading to some surprises.
Item: human skull that crackles with pink energy and causes great disturbances of the air, as though some powerful magical effect was about to take place. It does not, as the skull has no other effect. It cannot be turned off, but if put inside a dark sack it eventually quiets down.
Item: roll 2d8; once per day, by speaking the command word, the bowl fills with whatever food or drink is placed in the slot. The substance created is essentially the same as whatever its source is, although it does not retain any magical properties, making it easy to create non-magical decoys of magical foods.
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