
Encounter: “Lettuce Beard Bologna Mask Man”; uses a pickle-of-power amulet to protect grocers and other food vendors against all those that threaten them. As his circle of protection includes fruit carts, he has a special hatred of car chases.
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Encounter: “Lettuce Beard Bologna Mask Man”; uses a pickle-of-power amulet to protect grocers and other food vendors against all those that threaten them. As his circle of protection includes fruit carts, he has a special hatred of car chases.

Encounter: Lantern Archon that just likes to be supportive

Encounter: Lantern Archon spirit of someone that died wearing a suit of powered armor that keeps trying to construct a new suit out of garbage

Encounter: Guardian Naga taking a personal day, would prefer not to have to guard anybody

Encounter: an Archon of Light whose true name would take one thousand of your mortal years to pronounce, so you can call them Ax Fart for short. Ask them to show you why
Encounter: Celestials adapted for vehicular combat, dealing Radiant damage to evil-aligned creatures by touch, which is to say these angels have wheels and will ram the shit out of their enemies

Item: Speclatron Hero Homunculus. For Magic Action, once per day press hole in back and (for 3d8 rounds) he will become

Encounter: young angel musician ostracized from the heavenly orchestras for its big weird eyebrows. Did its banishment from its native realm affect its alignment?
Encounter: representatives from five clans of Lantern Archon: Candelabra, Lunar, Paper, Sun, and Electric

Encounter: Lawman Jeans, a construct sheriff forced to retire do to age and fragility, but eager to help any adventuring parties in the business of ridding his town of evil