Encounter: Bite the Antipaladin; can see thermal heat signatures with the giant purple eye, Detect Alignment with the green one. Advantage on intimidation checks, disadvantage on grappling and other arm-based dexterity checks. In fact, I think if you could get a Halfling on his back stabbing him in the neck, I don’t personally see how he could get them off while he’s elbow-deep in a couple of giant skulls, unless he wanted to start swinging that hook-on-a-chain at them.
The keepers are fickle and unpredictable, however, and whatever promises they make may be changed. Any adventurer who crosses them or refuses to take on an additional quest may be subject to a fourth word of power, Eqi-Eqi-Eqi-Eqi-Pikang-Zuum-Bong-Umbl-Umbl, a dread spell that curses the adventurers to fail at whatever their life’s goal is and their life’s work to remain forever disappointed.
Encounter: I Walk Up And Down Stairs, knight with 100,000 Health. on a quest to find the greatest staircase in the land, like the Medieval equivalent of those elevator fandom videos.
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The winner of the Amazon prime fit will battle the raining champion! Bud light samurai!
THE NATTY ICE BESERKER FIGHTS TILL DEATH OR VALHALLA
Go back to the gym broskie …. Robert Downingbrews is here.
This would be so cool if it wasnt a bunch of shitty beers
You disrespect my brewskie bretherin! You shall pay with your life!
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Don’t make me start a civil war over this.
None can compare to the mighty Tim Horton Knight
Encounter: rival adventuring party possessing a Ring of Transmute Cardboard to Metal, allowing them to create a variety of fully-functioning armor and weapons out of food and drink packaging.
Random Item Drop 