Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Item: basil salmon terrine, an alchemical creation of a cabal of evil chefs. Touching it leaves a basil-scented festering patch on the skin and deals 1 damage to leather or hide armor. If eaten, any character consuming it becomes Nauseated plus 1 point of Profane damage.
Item: Cup of Nope: contains five draughts of Nope, an ethereal substance whose consumption grants +3 Willpower save against any Compulsion or other Mind Control attacks.
Nice Cup of Nope: same as standard, but negating any ill effects from resisting the attack
Big Cup of Nope: same as standard, except +5 Willpower
Hot Cup of Nope: same as standard, but leaving the drinker with a nice warm feeling of well-being
Nice Big Hot Cup of Nope: combines all three
Step aside, Oxy Clean!
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Item: jug of terror (floral-scented), most frequently used by evil sorcerers and regents setting up a lair for the first time to get that Air of Fear and Dismay without having to wait
Item: Luminous Crystal Mud Soil Bio Gel Balls (???) (source)
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