Item: Titanictron, powerful robot fighter that can turn into a miniature cruise ship; completely invincible except against Ice attacks, which immediately kill it.
Tag: homunculus
Item: revolver with gams up to here, +5 against film-noir types
Item: toolbox full of sapient Russian tool-homunculi
Item: Mighty Muscle Goofe Homunculus; throw it at a creature and they must roll save d6 against being Grappled. While sailing through the air, emits a distinctive “ia-uu-uu-uu-uii” cry that any trained or seasoned fighter will recognize.
Item: pair of homunculii; once per hour, one vomits 3d6 copper coins, while the other fires one Magic Missile in a random direction. They are semi-sapient and in love, and will only function while allowed to hold hands; when separated they become irritable and will eat any coins (in the first case) and ammunition (in the second case) they can get their hands on.
Item: pair of haunted antique porcelain dolls that hate each other
Item: Sauerkraut Homunculus; once per hour can grant a serving of sauerkraut without being depleted.
Item: Claritin Syrup CyberHomunculus MiniCon. Once per day can dispense six doses of Potion of Heal Allergies, which cures any nonstandard vulnerabilities the character might have for 24 hours. Can disguise itself as the letter C for some reason
Item: Tea Service Homunculus
Item: mobile tea service
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