Item: Analyzer Homunculus; owner selects a target creature and it latches onto them or hides in the folds of their clothing, using psionic suggestion magic to induce them to seek out bigger and bigger weapons to make up for their own inadequacies. If attached to a sleeping creature, they will have unnerving sexual dreams. Once the Analyzer has been found, it may be induced to leave its target by giving it a big fat cigar to shove in its mouth; it will insist there is nothing to this and it’s just a cigar.

shiftythrifting:

Found this at Value Village in Nova Scotia, Canada….. the see through belly part was leaking with either dried crap, dried chocolate OR dried blood from the heart of a child that it probably stole.

Item: homunculus with storage compartment for stolen hearts, keeping them healthy for transport.

Item: Spoon Homunculus that only allows itself to be filled with “good things”. If a character attempts to use it to eat anything unsavory or poisoned, the Spoon will do its best to wriggle free and empty itself.