Item: Traditional Butt Cream Cake Slices (2/pack), each slice heals 1 point of Butt Damage
Tag: healing
Item: official Arizona Green Tea fanny pack/bumbag. While being worn, once per day the pocket creates a can of Arizona Green Tea, whose chilled ginseng and honey heal one damage point of health. The bag may be otherwise used as a standard bag. (source to get your own)
Item: Bag of Pills. Once per hour, a character may reach in and pull out a handful of unlabeled assorted tablets; a DM may have a player may roll a d20 Knowledge Check (Pharmaceutical/Medical) to identify them, or may use the Potions table here. (Or, you know, put together their own table of magical and mundane meds: Owl’s Wisdom Chewables, Protection From Chaos Gelcaps, Cure Light Wounds PM, &c.)
Item: Onion Socks; protects the wearer as if affected by the spell Neutralize Poison. (source, except pretend it says it’s true)
Item: Wyrm of Lounging, a humongous but docile relative of the Mongolian death-worm that feeds off of feelings of discomfort and weariness; by spending a Short Rest in physical contact with the creature, characters get the effect of a Long Rest. (This does not disqualify them from taking an actual Long Rest, which technically a character can only do once per 24 hours.) As a result, some taverns frequented by adventuring parties and even some barracks or ships might keep one or two Wyrms of Lounging about the place.
Item: handful of Zs (sleep tablets); swallowing one tablet replaces the need for one hour of sleep
Item: life-saving tamale, restoring dead creatures to 1 Constitution.
Color Therapy
Item: Spectral Medicine; heals +3 Radiant damage for each hour attached to a creature.
Remember when you were a little kid and you’d get a booboo on your knee and your mom would put a pancake on it like it was a Band-Aid, or rather, a Pand-Aid?
Item: topical pancake bandage, +2 Warm & Fluffy Goodness
Item: Health-Jolting Chair; for every ten consecutive rounds spent using it, heal one point of any type of damage.
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