
Item: pain-reducing electric chicken
Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs

Item: pain-reducing electric chicken

Item: permanent skin-removing miracle aloe cream; horrible curse for living creatures, but helps guard skeletal-type Undead against being injured by healing spells.
Item: Vibratorium, granting bards 2x on Healing spells

Item: idol to Our Lady of Perpetual Embrace; upon successful supplication, the supplicant may choose another creature anywhere on the same plane, who will feel as though they are receiving a big ol hug, replenishing their Morale and removing any negative status effects.

Item: Hamlin’s Wizard Oil, potion of Cure Light Wounds plus cures pretty much everything (basic diseases, status effects, rot grubs, &c.); made of freshly-pressed wizards

Item: mana-replenishing banana

Item: Feast of Geometry, a Modron delicacy healing Lawful characters one point of damage and granting them +2 Wisdom for 1d6 hours, while lightly poisoning Chaotic ones for the same time. They have no effect at all on Neutral characters, besides tasting utterly bland and unappealing.

Item: small pewter mailbox full of leeches

Item: Chock Full O’ Nuts and Bolts Coffee, +3 Constitution for Constructs (or whatever forms the Construct’s equivalent of health points in your campaign, it varies)