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CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
Item: grilled cheese sandwich assembled from ancient ingredients. Eat it, then roll d20:
1-10: Poison and Nauseating
11-16: gross; deals 2 Constitution damage
17-19: delicious; nourishes as a large meal
20: summons a forgotten god of the table, who blesses all provisions currently in the party’s inventory as the spell Goodberry, with the food taking on a radiant glow as each morsel provides nourishment as a large meal and cures 1 point of damage when eaten, subject to a maximum of 8 points of such curing in any 24-hour period.
Item: Crystal Cradle: if your size-small animal friend has used up its charges of some special ability, give it a Small Rest in this hollow crystal to refill it. Magic items may be recharged by leaving them in there for an hour, but require a dexterity check to get back out.
Item: Urn of Leeches; the 100 leeches inside can be used therapeutically or commanded to attack a target creature. Obviously enough leeches attached to a creature would deal some constitution damage, but also it allows you to retrieve some of their blood, which could be used to target spells on them, track them, or if they’re magical enough, as a spell component for some other purpose entirely. Blood from a Xorn or a Chuul gotta be good for something, right?
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