Vogue 1969
Veruschka sits in Monade, a spherical Plexiglas chair designed by Gianfranco Fini for Ditta Zanotta, with cushions, lights, a telephone, an astray, a stereo and a bar. Photo by Franco Rubartelli
Item: Orb of Chillax
Tag: furniture
Super badass monster desk, only $400 at a local shop…I mean, that’s $390 more than I have for buying unnecessary furniture right now, but it’s a lot cheaper than I would have thought.
Item: demonic writing-desk. Documents written on the desk have a magical bonus to their believability and contracts are unbreakable, but the whole time you’re writing on it the face tries to make eye contact and offers terrible suggestions, from incorrectly correcting grammar to adding easily exploitable loopholes to contracts; if ignored completely it starts singing.
Item: huge cobra trained to balance a glass disc on its head
Item: log with storage drawers and secret compartments
Item: orcish living room set
Item: hovering black tentacle tables (set of 5), as permanent Floating Discs with minor Black Tentacles as well (since they’re much smaller than the usual spell, each can only do 1d6 damage)
Item: pizza throne
Item: petrified sumo wrestler being used as a table
Item: bed for a snake
Item: Chair of Uncomfortability
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