
Item: Throne of the Lawn Gnome: only fits creatures of size class tiny. Allows the sitter to control the plants within a fifty-foot radius.
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Item: Throne of the Lawn Gnome: only fits creatures of size class tiny. Allows the sitter to control the plants within a fifty-foot radius.

Item: Monster Coffin Throne; a character seated in it can freely swap points between their Constitution and Speed stats.

Item: Skeleton Throne; allows the sitter to control any Skeletons within 100ft. (Note that I know how some players think and this does not extend to “any creature that has a skeleton”.) All of the heads can talk, but your main concerns are the one on the back, who complains quietly about being sat on, and the one in front, who acts as your sassy hype man and yells at people.

Item: throne constructed of a giant’s jawbone, teeth, and tongue

Item: antique gumball machine full of eyeballs

Item: dining hall table with hollow legs filled with spaghetti and wine that are forced up into the bowl and pitcher by tiny pumps

Item: Wyrm of Lounging, a humongous but docile relative of the Mongolian death-worm that feeds off of feelings of discomfort and weariness; by spending a Short Rest in physical contact with the creature, characters get the effect of a Long Rest. (This does not disqualify them from taking an actual Long Rest, which technically a character can only do once per 24 hours.) As a result, some taverns frequented by adventuring parties and even some barracks or ships might keep one or two Wyrms of Lounging about the place.

Item: Health-Jolting Chair; for every ten consecutive rounds spent using it, heal one point of any type of damage.
Portable Unique Accordion Paper Sofa
Item: collapsible chair/sofa; can fold up to fit in a standard pack, unfolds to seat anywhere from one to three people comfortably. Unlike most things like this, it’s not magic, so no worries about antimagic fields or whatevre dumping you all on your armored asses