Item: Self-Propelled Action Bed
- Moves in all directions
- Changes direction on contact
- Mystery action prevents bed from falling off ledges
Tag: furniture
Item: side table with cowboy legs; saunters behind its owner or follows simple commands, but only understands orders given with a cowboy accent.
Item: Chair of Radiant Sitting; allows beings of pure energy and other ethereals to take a load off. If a corporeal creature attempts to so much as touch it, they are dealt 10 Radiant damage for each round they are in contact.
Item: inflatable pink cathedral
Item: crib armed with tentacles to protect the baby in its care
Skeleton Coffee Table by Skelemental
This is Full Throttle, a rather unusual skeleton coffee table, and Skelemental’s first
piece of furniture. Full size skeleton busts, one being strangled by
the other. Bronze skeletons on a brushed steel base. Limited edition of
just three sculptures. via:skullappreciationsociety
Item: a pair of enslaved skeleton torsos cursed to spend eternity holding up a coffee table. They each blame the other for their predicament and will backtalk, insult, and throttle one another given the chance.
Item: Throne of the UberHaxxor, allowing ludicrous typing (and thus hacking) speed by allowing the sitter to type simultaneously with their entire body. For this reason, it is coveted by hackers of all hat colors, and the owner is likely to be the subject of various dark-web hits trying to get it. It does have a side effect of tainting the user’s speech with leetspeak, eventually leaving them unable to communicate beyond a stream of letters, numbers, and punctuation with no verbal meaning.
Item: pair of twin beds made of Giant feet for some reason
Item: strandbeest walking-throne
Item: chair that can become any other non-magic type of chair
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