Item: officially sponsored Tim Horton’s Monster Donut Truck; once every four hours the glove compartment can be opened to remove a box of donuts and four cups of fresh coffee.
Tag: food and drink
Item: armor that appears normal but gradually fills with vegetables
Item: stained glass portal to the Ronald Room, the court of a grinning harlequin whose table overflows with low-quality processed meat, cheese, potatoes, and partially-gelatinated gum-based beverages. Also there is a ball pit.
Item: three servings of fresh delicious Cowboy Juice, for 4 hours +3 on skill checks related to horse riding and lasso usage with a side effect of bow-legged loping
Spell: [F] To Eat: causes nearby food to magically levitate into your mouth.
Item: Koopa Dumpling, an adorable rice bun in the shape of a turtle. Grants 30+ defense.
Item: Magic Potion Ingredient Gummy Candy Treat Packs
Item: Cadbury Crab Eggs. Appear to be standard confectionery, but when eaten, a live and angry blue crab emerges, presumably attacking the eater.
Item: Belt of Vegetable Holsters; once a vegetable has been removed from its holster, a fresh one will reappear in it within 24 hours. They are real proper vegetables, however, and will wilt and spoil if left in the holster.
Item: Crunchy Frogberry Popsicle. Oh, we use only the finest frogs, dew-picked and flown from the Bog of Shadows, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, quintuple-smooth, coconut-milk raspberry envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
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