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Encounter: 2d8 Flumphs

I had always looked at these and assumed they were low-level monsters, but now I’m noticing “Intelligence: Average”, which I believe by 1981 manuals was the same as humans and dwarves and such. I don’t know what languages they’re up on, but they could probably hold conversations, or even hold down jobs. (If so, why do they have Treasure Type: Nil? Do they blow it all on drow rogues playing blackjack on the streets of the Underdark? Do they send it to televangelists for some sketchy deity? #worldbuilding)

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jestercube:

deivisjenkins:

bugsweat:

im not kidding like objectively this is one of the all time best posts on this site

Encounter: belligerent drunk Quentin Tarantino going for a hover in his Quentin Qlown Qar

  • Spit Attack: takes a big drag off his Big Gulp of Jaeger and spits it, 1d6 Poison + Splash Effect
  • Ram: he’s too drunk to properly target anyone or anything, but still
  • pretty sure it’s Mardi Gras, right?
Source: pacificrim