cultofweird:

Shoes Made from Human Skin

After Big Nose George Parrott was hanged by an angry mob in 1881, Dr. John Osborn took possession of the outlaw’s remains. He studied them, hoping to find a cure for his wife’s criminal insanity, dissecting and experimenting on the corpse for a year. When he was finished, he used Parrott’s skin to make himself a fancy pair of shoes.

Osborne became the first
Democratic Governor of the State of Wyoming

in 1893, and wore his special shoes to his inauguration ball.

Read more: The Human Skin Shoes of Big Nose George Parrott

Item: a pair of Mimics that have been magically forced to stay in the form of boots and are not happy about it; will likely bite anything they get in range of, whether it’s because you’re kicking an enemy or because you took them off and set them close by your bed.

grandthriftoutro:

Shoes like these wind up at Goodwill because the person was honest with themselves: They simply couldn’t handle the power of flamingo-toed shoes. Whoever you are, thank you for your honesty. Someone WILL come along, and it will be like pulling the sword from the stone. 

Item: Shoes of the Flamingo, will only fit on the true heir of John Waters