thedurvin:

more from Starship A.R.C.: villains from the Lodge. Yeah, I guess having animals’ heads hanging from one guy’s belt is a little more intense than Skeletor or Mumm-Ra.

Encounter: a raiding-party of game hunters from another world, gleeful at the array of exotic creatures in their new plane, especially excited to learn about any “last of its kind” or “has not been seen in 1000 years”.

  • X-Tinctor: Chaotic-Evil Antipaladin, beholden to some infernal alien death-god
  • Chop-Top: Lawful-Evil Ranger that compulsively saves the heads of his kills
  • Snap-Jaw: Neutral-Evil Fighter that just really likes hurting people
  • Gutter-Snipe: True-Neutral Fighter (Archer subtype) and complete coward that is only part of the group because the others won’t let him leave, so he does his best to make his kills from as far away as possible

Encounter: six powerful Celestials whose true forms would drive a mortal mad, so they intended to do that thing where they read your mind and alter their appearance to a form more comfortable to you, but due to psychic interference they accidentally based their conclusions on the BBC’s 2004 “Best British Sitcom” poll and now you’re confronted by the hovering white-eyed faces of the primary cast of “Only Fools & Horses”