Item: phrenology manual
Tag: divination
Item: gambling dice for idiots
Holy crap, there was a tarot reading “game” for the NES. Surprisingly, it sold poorly. But 8-bit Engrish tarot? How can I not love this?
And yes, where it says “Rare Ltd.”, it’s that Rare.
The screenshots are all from Moby, I haven’t dug my NES out to even see if it works, but I am 100% taking requests for readings and I’ll let you know if the cartridge turns out not to work.
Item: digital tarot ROM
Item: Carpet of Divination; character rolls a 1d12 Jump Check to jump to one of the possible futures woven into the fabric of this mystical tapestry.
Item: allergy-friendly treat tokens (3), peculiar coins universally accepted but only to pay for non-poisoned food; if character attempts to use them to pay for anything else (or if the food has been poisoned), the coins will remain frozen in the owner’s hand or coin purse.
Any gamers ever seen a kid this age interested in D&D?
I’ve had several people over the years encourage me to take up D&D as a DM, and if I ever did this is where the villain would live, possibly in a magically enlarged original whose corroded plastic is polluting the natural magic of the area, and the henchmen would be magically-giant and mobile action figures from the same line.
Item: Fortress of Fangs Playset, can be Linked to any stronghold whose possessor is of an Evil alignment; the actions and movements of anyone in the actual fortress will be played out by magically enlivened action figures in the playset.
Item: Steve Jobs cheese idol, able to make vague predictions about the future (or you can eat it)
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