Item: a stone containing a facet of the God of Time’s essence, forever cursed to tell the current time to any who hold it.
Tag: divination
Item: the Merciless Pepper of Quetzalsacatenango, grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum. Delivers 6 Fire damage to anything they touch, but if consumed (perhaps by someone under the influence of a Resistance To Fire spell or item) induces revelatory visions as the spell Divination.
Shoes like these wind up at Goodwill because the person was honest with themselves: They simply couldn’t handle the power of flamingo-toed shoes. Whoever you are, thank you for your honesty. Someone WILL come along, and it will be like pulling the sword from the stone.
Item: Shoes of the Flamingo, will only fit on the true heir of John Waters
Spell: new from the makers of Arcane Eye, it’s Arcane Nose: You create a magical nose within range that hovers in the air for the Duration. You mentally receive olfactory information from the nose, which can smell in every direction. As
an action, you can move the nose up to 30 feet in any direction. There
is no limit to how far away from you the nose can move, but it can’t
enter another plane of existence. A solid barrier blocks the nose’s Movement, but the nose can pass through an opening as small as 1 inch in diameter.
Item: device like a Geiger Counter, except instead of radioactivity, its sensors indicate when someone is wearing false teeth.
Item: giant eyeball you can hook up to a vehicle or draught animals for +10 on Divination and Perception checks, but negating any stealth bonuses save those that apply to the whole party and all their gear.
Item: planthopper that can recite a brief biography of anyone that died in the past ten years
Item: glistening red square that, when the command word is spoken, reveals the freshest, dopest, most fly homeboy across the land
Item: Corndog of Ugly Truths. Appears to be a normal corndog, but if anyone attempts to eat it, an unearthly voice will whisper unpleasant factoids about how the world works until its attacker puts it down and leaves it alone.
Item: throwing-knife that, after stabbing someone, can be unplugged from the body, leaving the usb drive loaded with the deceased’s ten most important memories
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