Encounter: Telesaurus, a theropod dinosaur whose belly contains a phone that allows the user to contact any phone in the world by dialing in the desired person’s name. The dinosaur is not at all hostile to people using the phone, but it does think it is hilarious to make people try to catch it, and is extremely fast and agile. (The obvious solution will not work, as the phone only works so long as the Telesaurus is alive.)

shiftythrifting:

Likely SCP spotted at antique store in East Texas. He was a decrepit assemblage of leather and loathing for life itself. His disgusting cracked feet and brittle peg teeth still terrorize me to my very core.

Encounter: small leather carnosaur with possible possum tail and brittle peg teeth

yesterdaysprint:

Chula Vista Star-News, California, November 26, 1959

looks like he had a face-lift and a manicure – but Glarf is still there!

The San Diego Reader says:

This is Rangui the blue Glarf. A Glarf is a cross between a dwarf and a dinosaur. The Glarfs were named and created by a 15 year old boy named Jerry Lee Gauss some time in the 1960’s. Jerry died in a traffic accident at age 19. This Glarf, along with it’s companion, Rumbi, the yellow Glarf, used to reside in the front yard of the Gauss family’s home home on Valley Road in Bonita until they disappeared in 1970. They were found found again in 1993 and relocated to their current spot in front of the Bonita Village Shopping Center on Bonita Road in 1999.

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Encounter: Rumbi and Rangui, two Glarfs (half Dwarf, half dinosaur) with a tragic backstory