Item: martini glass containing a baby Black Pudding
Tag: creatures
Items: Animate Objects of the dime-store miniatures Gygax used to create the original Rust Monster, Bulette, and Owlbear; all retain their original traits and actions, but with the size class Tiny and the related stats described in the spell. They do not obey the owner and act exactly as they would as if real.
Item: spirit-guide that takes on the form of a large domestic cat made of shimmering light to guide players on journeys across the dreamscapes of the Ethereal Plane
Item: Beach Behemoth; semi-sentient, chaotic-evil. Requires inflating and then only a slight breeze to go flying, knocking over everything in its path.
Item: personal good luck goblin; so long as the goblin is physically in contact, once per hour any roll may be attempted up to three times, with the player choosing which of the three rolls they want to use.
Item: clutch of Trapper/Lurking-Ray larvae. When grown, they will more fully make use of their cuttlefish-style chromatophores to perfectly blend in with dungeon floors to hunt and devour whole adventurers, but for now they mainly can hit a few primary colors and you’d have to try pretty hard to even lose a finger.
Item: nine toy dairy cows, each of which can be milked once a day to produce one glass of milk.
Item: Analyzer Homunculus; owner selects a target creature and it latches onto them or hides in the folds of their clothing, using psionic suggestion magic to induce them to seek out bigger and bigger weapons to make up for their own inadequacies. If attached to a sleeping creature, they will have unnerving sexual dreams. Once the Analyzer has been found, it may be induced to leave its target by giving it a big fat cigar to shove in its mouth; it will insist there is nothing to this and it’s just a cigar.
Found this at Value Village in Nova Scotia, Canada….. the see through belly part was leaking with either dried crap, dried chocolate OR dried blood from the heart of a child that it probably stole.
Item: homunculus with storage compartment for stolen hearts, keeping them healthy for transport.
Item: Spoon Homunculus that only allows itself to be filled with “good things”. If a character attempts to use it to eat anything unsavory or poisoned, the Spoon will do its best to wriggle free and empty itself.
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