Item: the Friend of Decay, a plush construct whose mere presence causes everything in twenty feet to slowly gain a musty smell, colors fade, paper yellows, cloth wears, drywall moulders, glue stops holding…
Tag: creatures
Hold him like a borger
Item: Frogborger
- if equipped as a familiar, grants the owner the ability to use the Giant Frog’s Standing Leap ability (up to 20 ft. and its high jump is up to 10 ft., with or without a running start)
- if eaten as a borger, grants the eater the status effect Poisoned, since why would you eat a live fat frog, what did you expect to happen
Item: the Whispering Squash. Far removed from its cousin the Annoying Orange, the Whispering Squash quietly murmurs calming incantions and benisons, broken only by weird little spit noises that all hearers must roll save against Weirdest Boner.
Item: Anti-Magic Field Mouse
Item: robot buddy to ride on your shoulders and feed you tomatoes while you run
Item: Plush Bear Homunculus of Negation. Each Bear contains fifty charges of a spell that makes a creature of the owner’s choosing automatically fail an action it intended to take.
Item: emotional support bass
Item: Slammer, a construct servant featuring storage compartments for captured creatures; comes equipped with a few size-class-tiny Skeletons of unknown origin.
Item: Accordion Goat; can be trained to play up to five different Bardic spells at will (spell level equal or lower to the owning character’s).
Item: construct designed, dedicated, and programmed to make okonomiyaki (Japanese loaded pancakes). (source)
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