Scribit: the Programmable Robot that Draws on Walls (on Purpose)
Item: Scribit, a small animated disc that can be programmed to draw/write messages, images, spells, symbols, summoning circles, &c.
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Scribit: the Programmable Robot that Draws on Walls (on Purpose)
Item: Scribit, a small animated disc that can be programmed to draw/write messages, images, spells, symbols, summoning circles, &c.

Item: Cat Box: An ancient box with a seemingly endless number of unconscious domestic house cats inside. It is unknown whether the box is endless and within it exists an infinite number of cats or if the box produces cats at a faster rate than they can be removed.

Item: Taxidermied Trout of Holding with handy shoulder strap, as Bag of Holding except everything winds up smelling like fish
Item: Rhythm Drones, Construct assistants for Bards that can each store three song-spells, providing +2 on the proficiency bonus. If multiple drones know the same song-spell, their bonuses stack, up to seven of them. Alternatively, their song-spells can be any of the Bard cantrip-spells, which they are able to play on their own without a Bard taking the lead. The songs may be changed out each morning by a trained Bard, just as a magic-user would learn their spells for the day.
A flexible rapier made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain.
Item: trained snake that secretly contains a sword

Item: limbless and toothless clown whose torso is a old glass baby food jar of mercury; occasionally casts Hideous Laughter on the nearest creature without any warning or provocation

Item: candle-snakes (set of 3), lighting your way while keeping your hands free

Item: hovering Baku mount that has figured out it can get high off eating psychedelic trips instead of eating nightmares; it is drawn to creatures lucid-dreaming, astral-projecting, or good-ol’-fashioned tripping on bliss-crystals or whatever, and has the incredibly dangerous ability to reach into that realm and devour parts of it, dealing damage to the radiant realms of their subconscious. (Source: FFVI)

Item: Scary, Giant Size Alien Eye Creature, obeys your commands

Item: a bunch of worms with wheels for some reason; do the owner’s bidding, so far as a bunch of worms with wheels can
(Credit: children’s book “If…” by Sarah Perry)