art-tension:

Skeleton Coffee Table by Skelemental 

This is Full Throttle, a rather unusual skeleton coffee table, and Skelemental’s first
piece of furniture. Full size skeleton busts, one being strangled by
the other. Bronze skeletons on a brushed steel base. Limited edition of
just three sculptures. via:skullappreciationsociety

Item: a pair of enslaved skeleton torsos cursed to spend eternity holding up a coffee table. They each blame the other for their predicament and will backtalk, insult, and throttle one another given the chance.

Item: a pair of Mimics that have been magically forced to stay in the form of boots and are not happy about it; will likely bite anything they get in range of, whether it’s because you’re kicking an enemy or because you took them off and set them close by your bed.

Item: a Klefki, a flying metal fey with a yen for hoarding keys, seeking them out whenever they are available and rarely letting them go; will willingly go along with someone it judges to be a good source of keys. Once it has latched onto the keys, it is fairly willing to be helpful and use them to open or shut locks, although as a Fey it is not great at telling the difference between mortals, and may be perfectly willing to unlock and relock the same keyhole many times in a row if given opposing orders by two different people. As it finds more keys, it grows larger to accommodate them.

Item: handful of 2d4 frogs; one of the few weapons to which size class fine creatures are susceptible, particularly when in swarms. Attack stats adapted from the Giant Frog eating people:

Swallow: The frog makes one bite Attack against a Fine target it is Grappling. If the Attack hits, the target is swallowed, and the grapple ends. The swallowed target is Blinded and Restrained,
it has total cover against attacks and other effects outside the frog,
and it takes 5 (2d4) acid damage at the start of each of the frog’s
turns. The frog can have only one target swallowed at a time. If the
frog dies, a swallowed creature is no longer Restrained by it and can escape from the corpse using 5 ft. of Movement, exiting prone.