Item: summonable vampire cave goat skeleton. So long as it is on the field, opponents must roll Will save against being Frightened, because I mean geez.
Tag: creatures
Item: side table with cowboy legs; saunters behind its owner or follows simple commands, but only understands orders given with a cowboy accent.
Item: cat that is even more of a liquid than most
A Marilyn Monroe robot, by Japanese inventor, Shunichi Mizuno. 1982.
No thank you.
(Images from the great site, Cybernetic Zoo.)
Item: Marilyn Monrobot
Item: set of 2 dozen eyeballs with bendable legs and suction-cup feet, a great way to observe someone from a distance.
Item: very optimistic robot pal; prevents the party from taking any Morale drains
Item: a giant blue parrot strapped to a truck bed. It’s not dead or anything, it’s just tired following a prolonged squawk.
Item: taxidermied psychic fish familiar
Item: Puppy Of Infinite Dust
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