creatures – Page 16 – Random Item Drop

Item: Bendy Homunculus (frost mage, chaotic evil)

Item: inflatable pegasus; acts as a standard winged horse but doesn’t require feeding or rest, but critically vulnerable to Puncture damage.

Item: bronze riding-fish. Most useful underwater, but it appears to be a gurion, which has creepy little crawly legs, so

Item: dirty plastic baby with an electronic keyboard for a spine

Item: purple monkey homunculus with hidden mirror and storage compartment

Item: Apparatus of the Whale: seemingly normal orca that secretly transforms into a biomechanical battle station

Item: plastic Hook Horror homunculus, mint in box

LOOK AT THEM TEETH

Item: gem-toothed alligator skull, offering ethereal protection and guidance in the Dream Realm. I was going to say it was an idol to the fierce protective Egyptian god Sobek, but his aspect was the crocodile, not the alligator, and the only alligator-god I’ve been able to find was one found in a swamp and unsuccessfully supplicated by a pair of murderers asking for the evidence of their crime to be devoured.

What an Undisturbed Box of Novelty Holiday Chocolates Looks Like After 100 Years

Item: 100 year old box of novelty chocolate homunculi

Item: whatever the hell this is