Item: bag of 40 Green Army Men Figurines of Wondrous Power. “When the figurine is tossed down and the correct command word
spoken, it becomes a living creature of normal size (except when noted
otherwise below). The creature obeys and serves its owner. Unless stated
otherwise, the creature understands Common but does not speak.If a figurine of wondrous power is broken or destroyed in its statuette form, it is forever ruined. All magic is lost, its power departed. If slain in animal form, the figurine simply reverts to a statuette that can be used again at a later time.” (and since it’s surprisingly hard to find the standard classic green army men: source)
Item: Plastic Broccoli Homunculus, created by a Chaotic god that wanted more excitement in the world; the living figurine joins groups of travellers, granting the owner the ability to swap out any dice roll for a coin flip: heads means Critical Hit, tails Critical Miss.
Item: Shirt of Several Doves, allowing the wearer to either cast Summon Animal to generate a single dove ten times or once cast Summon Animal Swarm to create a flock
Item: ancient ceramic sculpture of a skateboarding dog; when released will roll unceasingly towards the nearest source of Uncoolness. If it manages to reach an adjacent square to the energy source, it will emit an eerie bark that sounds oddly like a voice that has been down-shifted saying “MOST HEINOUS” or “BUMMER TO THE MAX”
Item: Sweater of the Terror Fish: once per day the wearer can summon a single Terror Fish (treat as a Quipper plus it’s Scary [causing the Frightened condition]) ready to attack the character’s nearest enemy. If an encounter is happening underwater or at least in shallow water, this can be quite an effective attack tactic against lower-level opponents, but even if on dry land you could still cook it and eat it.
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