Item: very slow technorganic car
Tag: creatures
Item: an orca, a shark, and a dolphin that can each turn into robot warriors
Item: Titanictron, powerful robot fighter that can turn into a miniature cruise ship; completely invincible except against Ice attacks, which immediately kill it.
Item: revolver with gams up to here, +5 against film-noir types
Item: toolbox full of sapient Russian tool-homunculi
Item: Mighty Muscle Goofe Homunculus; throw it at a creature and they must roll save d6 against being Grappled. While sailing through the air, emits a distinctive “ia-uu-uu-uu-uii” cry that any trained or seasoned fighter will recognize.
Item: pair of homunculii; once per hour, one vomits 3d6 copper coins, while the other fires one Magic Missile in a random direction. They are semi-sapient and in love, and will only function while allowed to hold hands; when separated they become irritable and will eat any coins (in the first case) and ammunition (in the second case) they can get their hands on.
Item: carnivorous roadster fueled by meat
Item: Dying Pig (unlimited uses); amuse and delight your friends
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