
Item: fashionable she-orc’s purse containing
- tube of garlic-flavored lip-gloss
- a couple of loose iron coins
- shells from some beetles she’d been snacking on
- a human femur
- tusk polish
- half-full loyalty card to shitty pizza place
- tampons
so if not found after slaying a lady orc, what do you think, was it stolen, lost, or left behind after a passionate evening rendezvous








