Item: Fish of Holding
Tag: containers
Item: antique suitcase full of gangsters’ souls
military victims vase
ME LMAO
andy’s mom doing his soldiers dirty after he leaves for college
This is so fucking funny like you see this cool, tacky golden weave bowl & look closer to see that it’s a mass of writhing bodies of fallen soilders twisted into another in agony like something out of full metal alchemist
Item: fruit bowl made of the writhing bodies of fallen soldiers twisted into one another in agony and spray-painted gold
Item: Bottle For Cool People; has no magical effect but has a peculiar tendency to disappear from the inventory of anyone uncool, thereby turning into a status object.
Item: Mug of Infinite Tacks; literally cannot be turned off or stopped from spewing tacks, nails, and screws all over the place.
Item: Paunch of Holding
Item: Mug of Pulping, chews any solid edible substance to be in a somewhat drinkable form
Submitted by @argent-ace
Item: roll 2d8; once per day, by speaking the command word, the bowl fills with whatever food or drink is placed in the slot. The substance created is essentially the same as whatever its source is, although it does not retain any magical properties, making it easy to create non-magical decoys of magical foods.
Item: Flask of the Cat; any liquor stored inside gains the effect of a Potion of Cat’s Grace.
Item: leggings with mesh storage compartments for orbs
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