Item: an orca, a shark, and a dolphin that can each turn into robot warriors
Tag: constructs
The Cheese Robot’s antenna mustache allowed him to analyze cheese at a far greater resolution than humans. I’m not kidding, it’s from some French kids’ book.
Encounter: Cheese Robot
Encounter: a pink and purple mechanical Ranger, lawful evil. Does not appear to have chosen Stealth as a proficiency.
Encounter: Lawman Jeans, a construct sheriff forced to retire do to age and fragility, but eager to help any adventuring parties in the business of ridding his town of evil
Encounter: robot that smokes weed all day
Encounter: robot waiter from a Mexican restaurant; entering the proper code on its chest-mounted function buttons will, after 1d6 rounds, generate the indicated Mexican food. Randomly pressing the buttons will also generate something or other, but it may be unpalatable or even deleterious. It does not come with a manual of codes; look online maybe? (Roll save 1d4 against some troll posting a fake manual whose codes create food that looks right but which after an hour cause the status effect Nausea.)
Encounter: Mystic Seer, accurately answers yes-or-no questions for only one copper piece
Encounter: gruff but lovable cyberneticist Clayton Bailey dropping off a new pal for you
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