Item: Stegosaurus construct-familiar that can transform into a gun
- Deformed
- Shooting
- Body Combination
- Interesting!
Tag: constructs
Item: cigarette-smoking robot, allowing parties to get the benefits of various smoke-cloud-generating smokeables without anyone having to take on any negative effects (besides second-hand smoke)
Item: Golden Scorpion Jewelry. The earrings appear to be perfectly normal gold scorpions, but are in fact clockwork and will obey the owner’s commands, including using their stinging tail to deliver a dose of whatever poison is stored in the hollow compartment in the ring.
Encounter: construct with the ability to summon small air elementals
Enclownter: Honks the Clown Who Is Also a Car; appears to be empty, but at any point when it is funny, one or more other clowns may emerge from its passenger compartment or trunk, regardless of how sure anyone was that Honks was empty or how many clowns have already emerged from it. Players are urged to avoid phrases like “well at least there can’t be any more in there” or “if I see one more clown I’m going to pass out”.
Encounter: Wobble Golem
Item: a very helpful robot (source)
Item: The Dolls of the two Johns. Perform wacky dance that pull enemies into a trance, allowing a 7 second delay in their attack and a place for you to attack. Leave item: “Puppet Hand” after use.
Enclownter: giant jack-in-the-box, a type of synthetic clown that cannot walk but imbued with the spell Jump; constantly emits a song that acts as Charm Person
Encounter: Rainbow Cake Golem
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