Encounter: a Radical Boogiebot; uses its speakers to cast recorded Bardic spells up to 5th level. Biggest weakness: magnets can erase its spell drive, preventing it from casting anything until allowed to prepare more spells.
Encounter: clockwork convenience store fixtures escaped from the Fantasy CostCo snack bar, each featuring magical portals to uncounted stores of their respective products
Encounter: A walking cassette tape wearing oversized sunglasses that constantly plays “Summertime Loving, Loving in the Summer (Time)” and causes anyone who hears the song to take psychic damage. The amount of damage increases by 1d6 every minute.
Day 17 is a robot werewolf. A Wirewolf. It’s gonna eat your iphone and give your computer a virus that bricks it and makes it play low quality wolf sounds on every full moon.
Encounter: Constructs made of fish heads and human hair to be the ultimate barbers. Only capable of giving the most hideous haircuts and also of absorbing biomatter en-masse and merging when sufficiently damaged.
Like see this guy, Probopass? A cartoonified Easter Island head with a bushy mustache?
Yeah, those little shapes on either side of the main head come off and fly around; they are called Mini-Noses and the big head controls them via magnetism. And what do they do?
So you’re telling me this thing is a predator??? And then there’s the uneasy fact that in the Pokemon world there do not seem to be any non-Pokemon animals, which is weird because Pokemon all seem to be semi-sentient, able to think and communicate. What the hell is this thing eating??? How does it eat them??? Does it just stuff them up its mustache???
Encounter: a Probopass, a living stone statue with magnetic powers; it is not known if they were constructed or are some form of Earth Elemental. True Neutral and uninterested in most conflicts, it prefers to live a simple, solitary life in underground ruins, using its three drones to catch centipedes, cave crabs, eyeless pallid salamanders, and whatever other subterranean vermin it can get.
“We’re here to spice up your life” they said in unison. Then they ruined my soup because robots don’t eat soup and are oblivious to the subtleties of good cooking. These spice-bots are from Grimspot at Etsy.
Item: spice-dispensing robots that just want to spice up everyone’s lives
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